A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a seagull sitting next to him. “Are you a seagull?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The seagull replied, “Well, I liked the book.” Could be applied to penguins too.
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The skeleton was believed to be that of a Saxon worrier. A ruthless gang threatened to soot down a packed passenger jet unless airline bosses handed over 600 000 pounds. After the morning bath take a deep breath, retain it for as long as possible, then slowly expire. Mrs Gumede told the Herald that …
Nano toilet
Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a …
His window believed he was framed …the rolling pin throwing contest was won by Mrs Upshall… Mr Upshall won the 100 yard dash. For sale: new green suede skirt. 0 inches long Heavy overnight fishing in El Salvador’s strategic southeastern Unsulutan Province was reported by military sources Monday as left-wing guerillas switched the focus of …
from http://www.newyorker.com/humor/issuecartoons/2009/11/16/cartoons_20091109?slide=2#showHeader (broken link)
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too Philogelos the Greek (attrib) about third to fourth century AD